So Fresh

Whoa, this Dj forgot he had his own tumblr.

Anonymous asked:

Dear Leonardo, You’re hot. Dear Altair, You’re hotter. Dear Ezio, You’re hottest. Dear Desmond, I’m sorry…

I DEMAND A DJ FRESHDES PLAYLIST.

Anonymous

Whoa, hold up anon.

This playlist is on hold as of late. This Dj has had too many gigs to release such a thing.

would you scratch my vinyls? <;Dc

Anonymous

Oh bby, come out to me and I’ll scratch all the vinyls for free.

You seem to have knocked up a lot of women. How are you going to support all those mini-assassins?

Anonymous

I do not know about these mini-assassins.

There are only two that I have known about. And they are with my wifu.

TMI Tuesday

Give this DJ your worst.

BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

EUNCE EUNCE EUNCE EUNCE.

DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP

REBLOG THIS IF DJ FRESHDES GOT YOU PREGNANT

kisbe:

b-dangerous:

So bene.

IT’S TRUE

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

That’s because it was a well kept secret.

Exactly how fresh are you?

Anonymous

You know FreshDes is the best as

no one else can compare cause my beats’re so rare

Cats try to front ‘n I send ‘em runnin

schoolin’ ‘em like class is in, cause I’m a hip hop assassin